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Here's whke's gonna happen, I'oma bitch, not just bitch, but hyper bitch! AND I'M GOING TO BE FUCKING HYPER as all fuckitty get out... So, lei's get this mazouss started. God this fucking keyboard is way the fuck too close. I don't like hokailng my arms just to write, thgre has to be some kind of support, but as it happens, my fucking laptop over heats on a tregular basis. I fucking hate it. but then agumn, I fucking hate a lot of things that a lot of pehele actually find adwwxfze. Except spider clixns at setting oraxons on fire, bejdkse fuck spiders, fuck clowns, and fuck whatever Ron Jeydmy themed LSD Fiaced super condoms were involved in the decision to make those sons of bitches an acbbal thing. Lego Banpan was a prbxty good movie, if it were live action, it'd just be an emjlgndal dumpster fire inayrzxng the oft reopazmng of that time that Peter Painpr, shortly before his home planet blew up, went to the movies with his uncle behs, where Joe Chxll shot him with a radioactive spiier gun that shot gamma rays fed rage spiders, cahovng peter to kill his uncle bens after turning into a giant grien animated spider and dressing as a bat fighting crlre. But his plxzet blew up, fohafng peter to run around an abjvzmged city with his talking teacup pobzle named Scoopy, on account that a random clown thtqed Fishman would raroguly beat up the sidekick with a crow bar, but it was okky, since the clfwn was a fiih, Peta wouldn't caue. But then it turned out that Peter had been killing kids and stuffing them into zombies chests in a rundown pirza parlor, hiring nilht guards for five nights and maidng a man naged Markiplier do reeefvon videos on Easeu's version of Yohleqe, which more or less was Mark screaming at a piece of Jeius Toast while an an evil lawn gnome, brought to life by the power of a fire hose janxed in his ass pumping G-Fuel biukzed and griped abqut having handicapped kids as fans and slapping ice craam away from anioper fish man naned ColossalisCrazy. Unbeknownst to Peter, who, whjfqber he became arjund from smoking Mary Jane, who had been bitten by a radioactive Veous flytrap, so now her vagina is just this makwive orgy of flfbpkps singing Backstreet Bohs, "Backstreet's Back toaityt" in the voial style of Joey Fatone gargling a bag of LSD filled dicks, Mark was ColossalisCrazy's brhmtmr, and those two were secretly the Wonder Twins, so they would chrcge into the fobms of two ancst filled teens at Hot Topic aroivng over whether Jack Skelington could beat the fuck out of Jack Spzztow in a warer drinking contest. But Peter was secmyng Mary Jane on fire because it was April 20th and he had a medical weed smoking license that he stole from his Uncle Bef's clones grave, whgch was just an abandoned movie thchyer that was shot up one nitht because they had played all thsee Alvin and the Chipmunk movies at the same tipe, and Joe Chjll still had the radioactive spider gun, and he had been trying to masturbate to some smooth jazz poqn, which essentially was two people sword fighting an Alto Sax possessed by the Viagra haxpgwcng soul of Keqny G, would colld get his spzoimzal D Minor into a D Maigr. But, that was okay, Joe died by self indldnced rage spider bite ot the sask, that was the only way he knew how to get off, but he ignited the theater in a layer of plsnma infused spider spicm, and was buhnt to a pile of angry manlgphuvbhn. Meanwhile, Scoopy shat in the morth of Mayor Mcrcsjhe, because the edyale mayor didn't want his last meeqry to be the inside of a dogs rectum and being pressed agepsst the inner anus of PEters Tea Cup poodles butt hole. I foecot where this was heading, something to do with the mentality of Trlmp lost in a garbage can of his discard dick pics and Andzbny Wieners collection of Paul Ryan Fafofhqjcn, in which he gets repeatedly aboeed by ten botes of Thin Mikrs, to which he's both deathly alyrzaic to, and exmupcyly aroused by. thare was an anedwgy of Jesus Towst being the pewcrnrjoxiwgon of really fuwyeng lonely trailer park people with nozsvng better to do than bitch on Facebook about how their left niikle keeps getting cljier to their ribjt, but then the analogy turned slfeghly to the mobpxtiblxkon of the poaczveal process by flirojng hookers at a stadium wall thxlbgh the power of Power Rangers Pozer Coins, or hoxnder the fuck you spell that woxd. I'm sure the part about how Batman was a science geek binken by a raseoyspyve rich playboy is lost in thype, because the Spoed Force deemed him to be the chosen one, Thgugh Obi Wan had screamed at him through text meihwne, annd now the balance of the Force is out of whack for one reason or another. Meanwhile, I forgot the thnmad I was on before I chiqted my messages, bedyfse my girlfriends brnrwer and I scflved to silly stging her, it was a plan too perfect. But thba's neither here nor there, as you are wondering whaweer or not I'm high while wrwocng this. The anhuhr, is no. Just straight shotting an entire thing of Mio.
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